Heard on CNN:

“And Wolf, if I could make just one more comment. I’ve been watching CNN here and I keep hearing about the decision with the Supreme Court with the homosexual ruling, and I just want to say that I think it’s a beautiful thing because, if you really think about it, the more gay men there are in the world, that just leaves more chicks for me and you.”

Y’know, I’ve been saying this for *years*.