Dungeons & Dragons Report #1

After lazily planning to run a Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition campaign for nearly a year, we finally had our first session yesterday. I’m running our party through the first of the 4E modules, “The Keep on the Shadowfell”. I’m normally a pretty lazy Game Master, playing most of an adventure on the fly, but I really wanted to be prepared for this one and did a lot of reading and researching and memorization in advance. I think it paid off.

This was our first actual experience with the 4E rules, and they were very well received. I used the free (for levels 1-3) D&D Character Builder to create the character sheets for all our players, so we knew the numbers and abilities were all properly set up. In addition, the Character Builder prints out “ability cards” so keeping track of what a player can do each round is quite simple. “At-Will” abilities — usable once per round any number of times a day — are green-bordered, “Encounter” abilities — usable only once per encounter — are red and “Daily” abilities are grey.

Here’s our stalwart band of adventurers. It’s a good sized group as I invited a lot of people and they all accepted!

  • Gallindann (Pat Thornley) – Eladrin Warlord (Good). Eladrin are basically “High Elves” and the Warlord is a new character class whose abilities involve buffing and aiding teammates. They’re sort of a “Bard” type character but without the silly singing-during-battle thing.
  • Grabthar (Steve Zillwood) – Dragonborn Paladin of Kord (Unaligned). Dragonborn are draconic looking humanoids, large and powerfully built. Grabthar is an “Avenging Paladin”, concentrating mostly doing damage rather than protecting and healing, though he can do those too. He wears plate armor but wields a two-handed greataxe.
  • Kava (Jessica Tarzwell) – Dragonborn Paladin of Torog (Evil). Yes, an Evil paladin! Torog is the god of the Underdark, imprisonment and pain, so Kava isn’t a very nice person, but that doesn’t mean she can’t work with the party for their own mutual benefits. Jayne from Firefly would probably be an “Evil” character, and rather than detract from their group he adds tremendously and the interaction between him and those who aren’t so morally flexible is great fun.
  • Lindal (David Schneider) – Halfling Rogue (Unaligned). A pretty straightforward character who sneaks around, stabs people in the back, and steals things yet isn’t all-bad.
  • Melasra (Melany Fulgham) – Half-Elf Warlock (Good). Another new character class in 4E, Warlocks are casters who have gained power by making a pact with another entity or ideal. Melasra is a “Fey Pact” Warlock, meaning her powers come from the Feywild — a magical nature-based plane. Warlocks have some really fun, interesting abilities including an At-Will power that makes her invisible to the target if she hits, and the ability to teleport 15 feet as a reaction any time anyone she has “cursed” dies.
  • Radivis (Jim Allison) – Eladrin Wizard (Unaligned). A hard-hitting battlemage, Radivis sits back and hurls powerful magics at his enemies.

Spoilers for the adventure begin!

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It’s Fucking Distracting

I normally don’t pay much attention to the temper tantrums, or even non-assholeish goings on of celebrities. Recently, however, Christian Bale went crazy at the DP ((Director of Photography))

Wow, intense actors are assholes, what a shock.  And granted, the DP was apparently fucking up, but that was totally uncalled for.

Anyway…

Here’s the greatness that came out of this.  This is so excellent.  I’m not actually a big lover of techno dance music, but I would dance to this, and enjoy myself during it.

You can download the MP3 of BaleOut here

More Tim Minchin Greatness

I really wish I was this good at expressing such things.  I now have a desire to memorize his lyrics — even the 9 minute beat poem “Storm” (previously posted).

Lyrics!

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds…

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict events by interpreting celestial signs…

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Homeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water has a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo…

And if anyone can show me just one example in the history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person who has been able to prove either logically or empirically the existence of a higher power that has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife…

I’ll give you my piano,

one of my legs,

and my wife

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This nearly brought tears to my eyes.  It’s rare that I hear poetry that actually expresses things that have happened in my life, but holy cow (.com) have I been in this situation.

As with all good poetry, the poet (Tim Minchin) says it far better than I ever could, and rhymes at the same time.

Another Political Spectrum Quiz

My Political Views
I am a left moderate social libertarian
Left: 3.83, Libertarian: 3.04

Political Spectrum Quiz

Seems pretty accurate to me.  I believe in strong social programs for certain important things, but I believe in a (generally) free market as well.  Issues are complicated, and the best answer often lies somewhere in the middle, though I tend towards “freedom”.

I see the recent market crash in the United States as the full-on Libertarian version of the collapse of Russia’s communist regime.  Those extremes just don’t work.

Randi in Vancouver

We attended a lecture by James Randi last night, as part of UBC’s “Science Week”. He was the keynote speaker.

I made sure to grab the batteries out of the charger and put them in our digital camera, and Mel put it in her purse so I wouldn’t forget to bring it. I’m always leaving important stuff behind.

Jess and her dad met us at our place, and her husband Rob was going to meet us there as he was working in Vancouver until later.

After a bit of scrambling around and leaving later than we had planned we got there “on time” for the official start of the lineup. Of course, nobody else obeyed to this and we were about 200 people back. Had we left on time we’d have been early for it too, d’ohh.

I grabbed the camera and started taking pictures of the crowd… or tried to. Every time I pressed the “take a picture” button it shut down. The freshly charged batteries were no good, and I’d brought no backups. Sorry, no photos.

Randi was entertaining and biting, though I’ll admit a bit rambling. His lecture consisted mostly of anecdotes of swindlers he’s caught and some proof of how silly a lot of pseudoscience is. As a fairly active online skeptic very little of it was new to me, and I did find myself wanting him to punctuate each anecdote with the moral of “so yes, even you scientists-in-training, can be fooled so question even yourselves” and so-on.

But we got more than we paid for (donated to Unicef for, technically) and Randi went on an extra hour. It really was a lot of fun, and the audience had a great time — with the exception of the girl who fainted when they showed the video of him performing “psychic surgery”. Here’s the video, but if you’re squeamish you might not want to watch. Don’t worry, it’s all fake.

Afterwards we headed out to a special Skeptics In The Pub, though when we arrived our famished party was told the Railway Club’s kitchen was closed on Mondays.  We headed across the street and had some pretty good sushi.  It was very fast sushi though, and we got back to the pub around 11:00.  We got in and people were sitting around enjoying some pizza.  We sat down but instantly realized that we couldn’t drink because we had to work tomorrow (them) or were driving (me) and so everyone else made “it’s really late” sounds and we ended up shuffling off home right away.

As soon as I got home though, Fred Bremmer tweeted that Randi was at Skeptics in the Pub, which filled me with instant jealousy.  It was too late for me to head back in though, so I just had to realize I’d have to plan better next time.

Fred has posted his photos from the lecture and the pub afterwards on his Facebook profile.  My favorite is the shot of Randi with the Randi doll.

Oh well, there’s always the next Amazing Meeting!  Hey Rob — it’s in Vegas!  July 9-12!

Atheists Irritation?

This is a response to Blogosaurus Vex’s post, which you may want to read first.  I’ll take it point by point, with a summary.

Here are some things that bother me about how some athiests think and behave:

Some athiests seem to think that the problem with religious people is they aren’t or can’t be logical.

Well, I’d certainly agree about the first part (aren’t logical) about their religious beliefs.  Those beliefs aren’t logical, despite attempts to make them so with things like Descarte’s Ontological Proof of God. 

And I do think that religious believers tend towards a less logical worldview overall.  Of course there are a great many exceptions to this.  The biggest that comes to mind is Ken Miller, who is a Roman Catholic, and yet an incredibly intelligent and educated biology professor who defended evolution and made a mockery of Intelligent Design proponents during the Kitzmiller v Dover trial.

But the subset of  believers we tend to call “creationists”, who take the bible as the inerrant and non-metaphorical word of God?
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They can’t be logical.

Some athiests seem to think that religious people are less than athiests somehow

I do — about that specific facet.  There are a lot of believers who have done more than me in my life, have achieved more, have helped more people, are better looking, funnier, cleverer, are kinder, richer… 

But they believe in a fairy story as though it were true, and many base their lives around it.  They — if they’re Christian — make decisions based on a 2000 year old desert cult whose beliefs were originally an oral tradition and changed with each telling and was finally written down.

This doesn’t make me a better person than them.  I don’t feel superior to them overall, but that one broken gap in their reasoning is certainly inferior to mine.

Tell me, Blogo, did you feel superior to your woo-spouting instructor?  I’ll bet you did, and don’t really regret it.  Why should religion be protected from mockery and her “chakra” bullshit not be?

Some athiests seem unwilling to admit the value and importance of religion in many people’s lives.

And apparently, some atheists can’t admit the value of a world based on reason, logic and truth.

The problem with the comfort of religion is that it’s a false one, and isn’t based on the real world or whether you should be comforted at all.  The 9/11 hijackers were so comforted by their religion that they were able to fly the plan they were on into a building to their certain deaths.

They act as though becoming an athiest is no big deal, like nothing would be lost.

Nothing is lost, except for weekly social gatherings at the church where you can make business contacts.  I don’t see the world as a big scary place where I need a security blanket of falseness to make me feel good about living in it.  The “life is scary without religion” angle is brought up all the time by apologist atheists, and I have only to point you to Carl Sagan’s Cosmos as a positive, uplifting and heartwarming display of the wonder and marvel of the real world around us, how we fit into it, and what we can do in it to make our lives worthwhile.

Saying that others do need it is arrogant in the extreme, as though there’s something special about you and your mind.

Some athiests think we can make progress towards a more secular society by mocking the religious.

Oh, I don’t do it just because I think we can make progress.  I do it because I can be a jerk sometimes.

That said, comedy is a powerful way to make uncomfortable points.  The jester was the only one who could make fun of the king, and today’s comedians — or anybody being funny — are still far safer making fun of things nobody else will.

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See, that’s mockery, funny, and true.  And eye-opening to some.

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Oh demotivators, your wisdom might just save us all.

People don’t become religious after careful consideration of the facts.

There are no facts to support religion, so of course not.  However, a great many people become non-religious after careful consideration of the facts.  I’ve had a few people I know through the Internet tell me that my posts on this blog opened their eyes and had them re-examine why they believed.  Eventually they become non-believers.  It blew my mind the first time because I honestly thought I was just shouting into the wind.

the elements that comprise religion are all drawn from cognitive “modules” that were naturally selected for to solve problems common in the ancestral environment.

In this way we can see religiosity as a natural phenomenon that, while it was not selected for itself, piggy-backs on systems that were.  This means that it is “natural” for us as this evolved species to be religious. 

Well of course we have a natural propensity towards belief.  I’ve read quite a few great articles about the subject, and I’m currently listening to the audiobook of Michael Shermer’s “Why People Believe Weird Things”.  The fact that we all look for someone to get angry at when it rains on a day we wanted to go outside doesn’t mean that someone did make it rain.  It certainly doesn’t mean we should believe that nonsense and change our lives because of that belief, no matter how good it might make you feel.  It will still rain on some days.

The “it’s natural” argument fails completely in the modern world.  Human beings have a lot of natural tendencies that we are already actively suppressing.  Rape was a viable way to continue your genetic makeup, but it’s abhorrent to us in modern society.  Male dominance is another that our society has only recently begun to reverse.

We get rid of these things because they’re harmful to our society.  Religious belief can be both helpful (I admit it, sometimes) and incredibly harmful.  The usual way one deals with complex issues with both positives and negatives is to reason them out and try to keep the helpful while getting rid of the harmful.  But then we’re simply insisting religion be subject to logic and reason, which you cannot do because it is inherently illogical and unreasonable!  Where do you draw the line?  Do you say “You can *believe* in killing non-believers and being rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife, but don’t go *doing* anything about it!”?  or “You can *believe* God created all species in a puff of magic on one day, but don’t go influencing the schools with that belief!”?

The root problem of religion in our modern society is that it is not subject to rational discussion.  It is inherently irrational and cannot be controlled by reasonable discourse.

And finally…

No secular ideology has ever successfully replaced religion in a people.

“It’s never been done, so stop trying to do it.”

Even if we don’t fully achieve it, every step we take towards a secular society makes our society better.

Sooner or later the Earth will be hit by a huge asteroid that’s floating out there in space.  Prayer won’t stop it from wiping out every living thing on the plate — science, reason, and wide open eyes will.

Prayer won’t stop a world leader from pressing the big shiny button that wipes us all out.  In fact it might make him (or her) do it.  Reason is what we count on to keep that from happening.